Okay, I lied, today’s Fan of the Day comes from the Scripps Spelling Bee. I don’t care if Kid Rock streaks across the court in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals tonight and punches a transexual hooker in the nuts, this kid is today’s Fan of the Day, hands down.

Ummm, well I guess since it’s on ESPN and being covered by Sports Center, I’ll post an article about the Scripps Spelling Bee. Ummm, some Indian kid who was favored to win it lost, and this kid was shocked that he spelled a word correctly. The End.

Apparently Kobe did not receive last year’s memo that Pluto resigned from being the ninth planet. How sick would be be to see Kobe throw down jams with zero gravity?

Former University of Florida basketball head coach has left college to coach the Orlando Magic, after being thrown $6 million per year, according to various reports. I have no idea what to make of this decision. I guess it is worth a shot for Billy. He’s not going to be a Rick Pitino. With Darko, Howard, etc., he’s going to a team with some serious future contention. He’s gone back to back in college, and it’s time to step it up to the next level to see what he can do. Plus, I am an avid Gator Hater, so any detriment to their future brings a smile to my face.

Laker’s owner was arrested late Tuesday evening under suspicion of drunk driving. Buss was reportedly accompanied by a 23 year old female, who was also arrested. 23? Ew.

Haha, check out the herpes sores…

With two outs in the bottom of the 9th, A-Rod yelled “HA!” behind Jays’ third basemen Howie Clark (yeah, I’ve never heard of him either), prompting Clark to move forward and let the ball drop, which opened the flood gates for the Yanks. Hilarious! Clark went on to throw a fit intended for A-Rod that included some nasty glove pointing and harsh words.

I can’t get down on a guy who goes above and beyond what he’s getting paid to do to win games. The same guy who is going chastise A-Rod for “disrespecting the game” is the guy who would’ve praised Jeter for doing it.

Why is it that when I watch Steven A. Smith discussing NBA issues on ESPN, it seems like he is speaking condescending TO ME? I feel like he just schooled me as I remain silent on my couch. I can’t imagine how awful it must be to sit next to him on the set. Please Kobe, Shaq, A.I., and the other dozens of athletes who have come out with major announcements on Steven A. Smith’s radio show, please find another messenger to relay us your messages. It pains me that this guy continues to remain employed.

And if you’re wondering “why the Weiner Mobile?”, it was one of the first images that popped up on Google Images when I search for Steven A. Smith…

Today’s fan of the day is Geraldo Rivera at Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Seconds after the Cavs hit a bucket while getting fouled, the cameras were fixated on Geraldo wearing red lensed glasses doing some sort of dance that signified an And One. God, his mustache is sweet.

This was a really tough one, but Granny gets today’s Fan of the Day. Had we not been able to read the “D” on the girl on the left’s t-shirt, leading one to believe the t-shirt said “Go F-cks”, this could’ve been a true battle.