Here’s a novel idea, let me pay $10,000 to get my ass kicked. For those of you unaware of Kimbo Slice, he is large black man who does not back down from any fighting challenger. All you have to do is put up the cash (he tries to get people to bet $10,000 but reports say the amount is often lower) and show up to a sketchy backyard or boatyard. You then show up, get your face pummled within 2-4 minutes, and spend the rest of your life in embarassment knowing that millions of people watching are going to watch the video of your face splattering weekly.

Kimbo is a bodyguard for an Internet porn company.
He hails from Miami, FL (woot woot!).
Enjoy some of Kimbo’s awesome fight videos:

This is my personal favorite. Check out how he lets the other get 4 or 5 free shots at him, and he doesn’t even budge.

What was this guy thinking?

Now that you’ve gotten your testosterone through the roof, check out how hot Erin Andrews is.