Jealous of all the attention MMA fighter Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson got for fornicating in public, Sugar Ray Leonard and Rampage Jackson try to one-up them by a good old fashioned make-out session. Oh Leonard, you dog, you!
Maybe a little too comfortable. Feeling as if the world has been unfortunate not to hear his voice since the conclusion of basketball season, Sir Charles has spoken…about the physical appearance of certain opponents in the 1980’s.
Blurb:
You know the Celtics, their uniforms have gotten better. And they got a better looking team, because in the 80s, with McHale, Bird, and Parish, they had the ugliest team in NBA history. They had Bill Walton [he] was ugly too. I think their team is much better looking with Paul and Ray and Kevin. But their uniforms have gotten better and their team has gotten much better looking in the 2000s.
This coming from a guy who looks like an inflated sea turtle on steroids? Douche.
A dude in Malaysia nicknamed “King Tooth” pulled a 328-ton train more than 9 feet yesterday.
“King Tooth’s” incredible feat was submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.
Not to be a jerk, but THIS is why some countries are still living in the stone age. Instead of curing diseases and building infrastructure, people are too busy trying to out-do each other in idiotic feats of strength like this. Brilliant!
I hope “King Tooth” gets a cavity.
Only 14? The list of wrestlers implicated in the news are: Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Chavo Guerrero, Shane Helms, Randy Orton, John Hennigan, Ken Anderson, Shoichi Funaki, Brian Adams, Charles Haas, Edward Fatu, Darren Matthews, Adam Copeland, and Sylvain Grenier.
I thought about photoshopping their faces on bodies of huge roided out guys, but realized their heads were already attached to those bodies, rendering the entire operation pointless. Whatever, I’m still proud of roided out Tim Couch.
Dear Pete Rose, Rick Neuheisel, Rick Tocchet, and Janet Gretzky,
There’s still time to show off how compulsive of a gambler you truly are. My free sports picks at CappersClub.com have been hitting like whoa and I expect two biggies in the NFL tonight. Check ‘em out!
This 2004 photo depicting Dale Earnhardt Jr. and two other NASCAR drivers I don’t recognize because I think NASCAR sucks flashing ‘the shocker’ has apparently just surfaced. Feminists are flabbergasted by the shocking gestures of these supposed role models, crying out they are degrading to women, blah blah blah.
At what point will they realize these are just hillbilly Budweiser-drinking rednecks, and their opinions are irrelevant, allegedly?
Who says Japanese baseball games aren’t entertaining? Check out this retarded inflatable mascot as he dances and then knocks out the innocent umpire. Classic.
It boggles my mind that someone actually cracked a smile at this comic. We’ve come a long way in sports humor…
On this day, a few years ago, I learned of one of the most incredulous statistics in NBA history. Big deal, A.C. Green played in more consecutive games than anyone in NBA or ABA history at 1,192 games. Impressive, but so what, lots of people have come close to that. There is one other glaring statistic that puts A.C. Green in another class of NBA players; one that no other athlete has even come close to. On this day, a few years ago, I learned that A.C. Green came into and left the NBA a virgin. Take a moment to let that one sink in.
A f*cking virgin. We’re talking about a sport that is known for having some of the hottest poon around, and this dude somehow made it through 16 seasons without slipping Captain Winkey into one girl’s pink pie? I literally hyperventilate at the thought. I can’t go on.
