Does Derek Jeter have the herp? All signs point to ‘YES’! Apparently Jessica Alba has been spotted on numerous occasions filling her subscription for Valtrex many times recently. Many sources are reporting that Derek Jeter is the herp-giver. Now, we’ll all wonder… everytime we see Jeter scratching his nuts in the infield.


September 3rd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
[…] What if Michael Vick gave Jessica Alba herpes, and then what if Alba gave it to Derek Jeter? […]
September 6th, 2007 at 11:01 am
[…] Football season is around the corner, and that means more Burger King commercials featuring the man in the picture above. Judging from this picture, I’m guessing the King has been relaxing somewhere in the Greek Isles, passing VD around quicker than Jeter and Ron Mexico combined. […]
September 27th, 2007 at 10:00 am
[…] simple prediction that the Yankees will fall apart and get bounced out of the playoffs quicker than Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes. But watch out this season… If there is anyone to fear in the MLB playoffs, it’s the […]