On this day, a few years ago, I learned of one of the most incredulous statistics in NBA history. Big deal, A.C. Green played in more consecutive games than anyone in NBA or ABA history at 1,192 games. Impressive, but so what, lots of people have come close to that. There is one other glaring statistic that puts A.C. Green in another class of NBA players; one that no other athlete has even come close to. On this day, a few years ago, I learned that A.C. Green came into and left the NBA a virgin. Take a moment to let that one sink in.

A f*cking virgin. We’re talking about a sport that is known for having some of the hottest poon around, and this dude somehow made it through 16 seasons without slipping Captain Winkey into one girl’s pink pie? I literally hyperventilate at the thought. I can’t go on.