Dear Brett,
Please don’t come back this year. I have the utmost respect for you, and I thank you for delivering another Super Bowl to my fellow Green Bay fans, but I just don’t think it’s good for anyone that you come back for the sole purpose of breaking Marino’s records… Leave them alone Brett. Danny broke those records in the ordinary course of playing football; it’s just not going to mean the same thing when you do it this year. (Plus, Peyton is going to break them all in a few years anyways).
I know you feel like you can still play ball, but the truth is, you really haven’t been very good since you got rid of your braces. Ohh, I remember those days well; you running around like a little child so joyous, smiling with your hands in the air, looking like you had a mouthful of Cheetos. But it wasn’t Cheetos, Brett, it was just your braces. I miss the braces days, Brett. That was when you were a winner.
Anyways, I wish I could write more, but I have to go fix my tractor… My sister/wife broke it while having sex on it with Uncle Earl. You know how that goes, right Brett? Stupid whore. Well anyways, please don’t hesitate to write back. I love you.
- Joe M.
# 1 Packers Fan
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October 10th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Your a fucking douchebag. You call yourself a Packer fan and look at Brett now. Where’s the confidence buddy. Looks like Brett still has plenty in the tank. How about you go find a new teams bandwagon to jump on you piece of shit.
October 10th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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December 19th, 2007 at 3:27 am
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
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July 11th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Hey Pack fans think grandpa Brett finally made up his mind? Seems like he has and it doesn’t involve the Bay, which is a shame after the way they treated him like a god, I hope Aaron Rodgers breaks all his records, he owes it to the people of Green Bay to retire as a Packer. Sorry bout your luck…
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