I’m too ashamed to embed this video on Ballsiest, but, uhhhhh, here’s a link, if you’re interested:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H3_EGREBPG4 (opens in new window)
(Why did I just post this?)
Sent in by Matt:
Meet Nathan Keating. The red-faced (red-chested, red-shouldered, red-backed, etc.) baseball fan was busted by an Arizona sheriff’s deputy over the weekend while attending a Diamondbacks game at Chase Field. According to Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Detective Charles Scudella, a drunk Keating (painted from the waist up in the home team’s color, Sedona red) was tossed from the stadium for cursing at other fans during the D-Backs 3-1 win over the Cubs on Saturday. After initially leaving the ballpark without being charged, Keating, 22, returned to the stadium grounds where he was arrested, charged with misdemeanor trespassing, and brought to a Maricopa County lockup to pose for the below mug shot.
Remember Todd Marinovich, the former Raiders’ quarterback and one of the biggest NFL busts of all time? It’s been a while since we’ve heard from him (about 15 years) but he’s back in the news today. No, he’s not the next old fuck to try and make a comeback , he was involved with the fuzz for skateboarding and doing meth.
Blurb:
Police said Marinovich, 38, ran from officers who tried to stop him about 1:15 a.m. Sunday for skateboarding near the Newport Pier boardwalk, where skateboarding is prohibited.
He was found hiding in a carport about 1:30 a.m., police Sgt. Evan Sailor said. After searching Marinovich, police found about one gram of methamphetamine, a metal spoon and a hypodermic needle, Sailor said.
Back back in 15 more years for the next update on Todd Marinovich’s life.
Yes sh*t, poop, dung, feces, you can now be the owner of it. An auction house called Celebrity Skin And Bodily Fluids, which specializes in selling, well pee and poo, is auctioning off viles of Mike Tyson’s number 2 samples for about $31 per sample.
Blurb:
For fecal and urine specimens, you will receive 2.0-3.0 cubic centimeters of specimen packaged in a hermetically-sealed transparent plastic cylinder (about the size of a film canister). The contents will be clearly visible through the cylinder. We do not recommend opening the cylinder after purchase, and we cannot be held liable for any injuries you sustain from engaging in this highly risky behavior.
Ew.
Lance Briggs has admitted to driving the hot black Lambo that crashed around a tree 48 hours ago. Here is an eye witness report from some guy driving along side in the evening, and who also happened to capture the above picture:
So I totally drove alongside whoever crashed Briggs’ car for a while last night at like 1030. I even took a photo of it, because I’d never actually seen one on the street, and dude kept blowing through stoplights at 100mph, only to have my slow ass pull up behind him at the next light every time, which was funny. This is at Roosevelt and State in Chicago’s South Loop. You can just make out the unregistered Texas plates — sorry it’s not better, stupid iPhone camera.
I think after this story, I am going to officially close down TechF*cked.com, because nothing will ever get funnier than this. Apparently, on one of the various fake celebrity blogs, a fake Al Sharpton made a post in response to the Michael Vick commotion. MSNBC found the blurb and quoted it as being from Al Sharpton’s very own mouth. Here is the fake Al Sharpton’s quote:
Consider this: If the police caught Brett Favre running a dolphin-fighting ring out of his pool, where dolphins with spears attached to their foreheads fought each other to the death, would they bust him? Of course not. They would get his autograph, commend him on his tightly-spiraled forward passes, then bet on one of his dolphins.
Here is the correction on MSNBC’s website:
An earlier version of this article quoted from a blog entry purportedly by the Rev. Al Sharpton. MSNBC.com has determined that the blog is a hoax. In July, Sharpton signed a letter with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals condemning dogfighting, saying: “Dogfighting is unacceptable. Hurting animals for human pleasure or gain is despicable. Cruelty is just plain wrong.”
Brett Favre… dolphin fighting ring… no red flags went up? Ha!
As you probably don’t remember, earlier in the Summer, Rafer Alston was arrested for allegedly punching a parking attendant in the face (classic). Proving this wasn’t a fluke, Alston has been arrested again, this time for a brawl that took place outside of a nightclub, in which he reportedly stabbed someone. The New York Post reports:
"Alston, 31, suffered his latest legal setback at Club Stereo on West 29th Street at 3 a.m.
The trouble began when a member of Alston’s entourage got into an argument with a 41-year-old man.
The fight escalated into a brawl, and at one point Alston slashed the man, sources said."
Wait, even washed up NBA scrubs have entourages? Sick!
And I quote:
Your association is what brings on a lot of these things,” Aaron, who played nine Major League Baseball seasons with the Atlanta Braves, told reporters today in Atlanta. “You can be as good as you want to be, but if you associate yourself with bad apples, you’re eventually going to be bad yourself.”
Aaron also reportedly referred to Vick as ‘a good guy’. I understand that people often get mixed in the wrong crowd and make mistakes, but it’s quite the presumption to believe that because of his friends leading him to commit crimes, he is a good guy.
Can A-Rod please hit 300 home runs tonight so this Met punk ends up owing more in taxes (for the ball’s worth the moment he received it) than the ball is actually worth at sale? Greatest…redemption…ever.
Update: 8:16 pm EST - Both home runs number 755 and 756 are officiall up for auction. We don’t have any information currently in on any bidding, but experts are predicting 755 will receive at least $200,000 and 756 will receive $500,000. As more news comes in, we will post it here, so keep checking back.
