Last week, much was made of Mike Vick’s apology speech after he agreed to his plea bargain. Unbeknownst to me, people actually believed his speech was heartfelt and sincere, because “he spoke without notes.” Wha wha wha whaaaat?

Anyone who watched the press conference clearly saw him glance down in front of him immediately after saying he was there to speak from his heart. I even joked about it on Ballsiest last Monday! Anyways, the Humane Society is claiming to have the sheet of paper that his cheat notes were written on (pictured above).

The note says:

1. Apologize for what I’ve done
2. Apologize Commissioner, AB, Petrino, ashamed disappointed
3. Young kids I acted immature
4. Forgiveness & understanding
5. Take full responsibility for my actions
6. We all make mistakes I’ve made mistakes in judgment / Dogs have suffered

This note is clearly not from Mike Vick’s hand… The top of the paper says "Omni Hotel", and we all know that Mike Vick has never come in contact with any other paper than rolling papers.