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Finally! Ever since the first day I saw John Clayton squeaking on ESPN, Mr. Mackey from South Park was the first thing that came to my mind. But I have always know there was something else I was missing. Thanks to WithLeather for pointing it out. He looks like someone suffering from the disease Progeria.
Can you imagine looking in the mirror on a daily basis and seeing that face? Ew.
So you're probably coming to Ballsiest today thinking "this looks and feels different". Here's the deal: basically, I got sick of the look of the old Ballsiest and tired of solely writing about sports.
January 9th, 2008 at 8:51 am
The first time I saw him I thought he looked liked a pedophile or some kind of creep.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:49 am
[…] Heh, he calls John Clayton the Cryptkeeper… Nevertheless, it’s better than calling him the face of Progeria. […]
January 16th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
You guys are horrible. I have had intercourse with Mr. Clayton on multiple occasions. And although his penis is beyond shriveled, he is still quite the provider. I didn’t know Progeria affected the penis is such a way.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:35 am
every time i look at this guy i think im looking at a picture of my balls after being stomped out
May 24th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
i just think of light bulb when i see him…lol