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John Clayton is Three-Faced

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Finally! Ever since the first day I saw John Clayton squeaking on ESPN, Mr. Mackey from South Park was the first thing that came to my mind. But I have always know there was something else I was missing. Thanks to WithLeather for pointing it out. He looks like someone suffering from the disease Progeria.

Can you imagine looking in the mirror on a daily basis and seeing that face? Ew.

2 Responses to “John Clayton is Three-Faced”

  1. Jonah W Says:

    The first time I saw him I thought he looked liked a pedophile or some kind of creep.

  2. Ballsiest.com - the ultimate guys blog : Blog Archive : John Clayton is the Cryptkeeper Says:

    […] Heh, he calls John Clayton the Cryptkeeper… Nevertheless, it’s better than calling him the face of Progeria. […]

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