About 6 or 7 years ago, when Notre Dame was coming back into the limelight, I remember an ESPN personality saying "Life is just so much more fun when Notre Dame is good again." I like to think "Life is so much funnier when Notre Dame is bad."

After three games, the Irish have not scored one offensive touchdown. Last year, I remember seeing Weiss on the podium after the Michigan game, marinating in his own farts and absolutely loving it, the cockiest guy in the world. Now, well, given his fat contract that Notre Dame retardedly and arbitrarily gave him, he probably doesn’t care as much as Willingham did, who was in his shoes a few years before.

But I have to give props to Weiss for such a true talent. Not many people can make the switch from movie star (Goonies) to college football coach, in just two decades.

Honestly, I don’t think anyone will be able to convince me that the above picture has two different people in it. With the exception of some minor facial reconstructions, they are identical. Sloth for life!