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ESPN.com is reporting that Mike Tyson may be doing some more time in prison. On December 29th, 2006, in Scottsdale, Arizona, Tyson was arrested for DUI and also had cocaine on him. (God, why don’t we have video footage of this?) ESPN is reporting that he faces a maximum sentence of 4 years, 3 months in prison.

If OJ Simpson is on one end of the crime spectrum and getting jail time, Mike Tyson is on the other end. Imagine your the prosecution and you show up for trial, and you see sitting on the other side, the guy you are trying to nail. He’s got tattoos on his face, looks like he has no idea where he is, and is obviously a total freak. MONEY IN THE BAG!!!!!!

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