Sorry to follow up the first installment of morning wood with this, one of the scariest photographs I have ever seen in my life. (That, coming from me, who used to be Rotten.com frequent flyer, says a helluva lot).

The United States, amidst team-management controversy, fell to Brazil 4-0, in what I think is the women’s World Cup.

This photo makes me wonder when it was actually snapped. At what point could this Brazilian soccer player have shown this much excitement? I’d think the first goal would’ve brought the most joy, but not the type of joy that pops veins out of arms and necks, because there’s still a lot of ball to kicked left. After the game? No way. In a blowout such as this, victory should’ve been in sight since the score was 3-0, so there’s no way someone can turn on the enthusiasm right after the referee arbitrarily decides the game should be over.

Did anyone watch this? How can this chick be so effing excited? Doesn’t she realize it’s just soccer, not to mention women’s soccer. Whatever, now I don’t have to post about this sport for another two years.