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M-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!

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So, something in baseball has caught my attention, and all it took was a collapse in New York for it to happen. I’m not going to get my hopes up, because every season there is a new team that absolutely falls apart in the last two weeks, but manages to come back and get at least one necessary win in the last game of the season to enter the post-season.

These will be an interesting next three games for the NL East. Both the Mets and the Phillies are tied and playing two terrible opponents (Marlins and Nationals, respectively).

Normally, I would say that I’d trade my next 3 years of Christmas for a collapse such as the Mets to conclude, but it’s not really worth it to me that the Phillies get their spot. I hate the Mets more, but I really don’t care all that much.

My gut tells me the Mets will do it for two reasons.

1. As previously mentioned, this happens every year, and the team about the collapse tends to come back.

2. The Phils always seem to be in a similar predicament as they are now in, count their vaginas before they’re wet, and find a way to blow it early.

9 Responses to “M-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!”

  1. kayla Says:

    NO u suck so get a life or go kill urself the mets rock ur sox so suck tht noob

  2. Adam Says:

    screw u mets rule fucker

  3. phillies own the mets Says:

    your gut is wrong

  4. matt Says:

    mets rock!!! the phillies suck and so do the yankees

  5. Mike Says:

    Hey Matt thats why the Phillies are in the series and the Mets are playing golf somewhere. Yeah thats right. Fightin Phils!

  6. Tyler Says:

    Phillies 10,000 losses and are the oldest team and yet they only have 2 world series rings!!!!!Go Mets!!!!Phils Suck Dick!!!!!

  7. Bo Says:

    Mets are the best team and i hate the yonkees

  8. jordan Says:

    hi guys im from england i think the mets are doing ok so it the facts right

  9. jordan Says:

    hi guys im from england i think the mets are doing ok so get the facts right

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