The only references you will see on Ballsiest to hockey are fights, hits, and hot-as-fuck wives of players. It’s not because I don’t like hockey, because I do, it’s only because I know nothing about the sport anymore. So today’s hockey post is Steve Downie laying a huge hit on Dean McAmmond.

ESPN.com is reporting that Mike Vick failed a drug test in mid-September, when amounts marijuana were detected in his urine. The judicial system has placed tougher restrictions on him.

From ESPN:

The test was taken on Sept. 13. Because of the positive test, federal court probation officer Patricia Locket-Ross, who is assigned to Vick, asked Judge Henry Hudson to place special conditions on Vick’s release, which include refraining from use or unlawful possession of a narcotic drug or other controlled substance. Also, Vick must submit to any method of testing at any time.

Ummm, so I guess pictorial evidence of his use of ganga isn’t evidence enough for these claims. Can you not blame Vick though? The dude’s about to be locked up, and for the first time in years, he doesn’t have to pee in a cup on a monthly basis so that he can throw a football on Sundays.

How is this shocking news?

Two weeks ago I reported that fashion designer Marc Ecko was allowing anyone to vote on what the fate should be of Barry Bonds’ home run ball number 756. The verdict is in, and the ball is going to the Hall, with an asterisk. Ohhh, way to stick it to the man!

Wow, it didn’t take long for another one of these "Leave (Insert Celebrity Name) Alone" videos to come out after Lovie Smith announced Rex Grossman had been benched. How lame does it make me that I am posting such a lame video? Very lame.

This is ludicrous. Remember the time Gramatica was traded to the Patriots, and kicked that 115 yard field goal in the snow as time expired to beat the Colts by one point? No? Maybe this video will refresh your memory:

Before we see Brian “My daddy played NFL football so that’s what I want to do when I grow up too” Griese blow ass chunks on the field as bad as Rex Grossman has this young season, allow me to disclaim Chicago’s liability for the Rexy apologists:

Brian Griese is an awful quarterback as well.

He is not the answer to the Bears’ woes.

The Bears stint with Brian Griese will be un-remembered to Bears fans as his stint is un-remembered to me, a Dolphins fan. (Yeah, he really did play here).

Kyle Orton, despite a really tight beard, is also not the answer.

The Bears have the three best NFL Europe back-up quarterbacks in the league.

Sorry Chicago, I feel your frustration on wasting a great defense on bad QBs and never getting a ring with them.

The video is pretty cool because it’s been so long since we’ve all seen a hockey fight. It’s funny that had this fight not occurred, no one would even know that Hockey is back in session right now. FIGHT!

Ohio State University’s third string quarterback Antonio Henton was nabbed for attempting to solicit a prostitute.

Blurb:

According to the Franklin County Prosecutor’s Office, Antonio Henton was arrested and charged with soliciting a prostitute on North High Street and East 6th Avenue at about 8:30 p.m.

There’s something all of us can learn from this experience:

Don’t try to pick up hookers on North High Street and East 6th Avenue.

Thanks: WithLeather.

Remember last month when I posted the video of Jose Offerman attacking a pitcher with his baseball bat during a minor league baseball game? Well, Jose is pleading not guilty to the charges that he attacked the pitcher on that day…

I can’t wait to see how Jose’s attorneys attempt to disprove the video evidence of him swinging a baseball bat like a medieval flail. Good luck, jackass.