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Tim Tebow and Tony Joiner Make Out

Have you wondered how the Florida Gators have continued their successes in football this season after winning a National Championship last season (ok, well maybe they were just the best team in a weak field)? Well, the secret is out… making out with each other.

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Joiner, who lives with Tebow, told news media after the game: “That’s my roommate. I love him. We’ve grown close. That’s not the first time I’ve kissed him.” When asked if he’s kissed other men, Joiner replied, “Not many. Probably just my dad and Tim Tebow.”

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Thanks: TowlerRoad

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Come next season, the Florida Marlins will be short another key ingredient in the pitching department. Dontrelle Willis?! Say it ain’t so! Well, not officially yet. But come next season, pitching coach Rick Kranitz will no longer be here. The Palm Beach Post is reporting Kranitz is leaving the team, so he can explore other options.

Kranitz’s salary has never been made public, but the PBP is reporting the Marlins offered him a $5,000 raise (wow!). This may be the first time in MLB history that a pitching coach has left to pursue other offers. But at least he has in his bargaining favor that the Marlins are currently 66-90 under him. Great, success!

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Devin Hester is the Shiz

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If Devin Hester wasn’t already on your list of favorite athletes in the NFL, after seeing this picture, he should be. I live in Miami, went to undergrad with Hester, and see players driving pimped out rides with rims that cost more than their cars on a daily basis, but the fact that Hester still drive this, yeah, he’s the shit.

Thanks: TheBigLead

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Damn, it Feels Good to be Tom Brady

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Tom Brady, I think I speak for every guy in this country when I say, "you are a lucky son-of-a-biotch."

Here is Tom’s girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen wearing nothing but water. I’ll admit, I think Gisele is kind of overrated and lots of athletes get tail just as hot, if not hotter, than Gisele, but where are the pictures of them almost naked on the Internet for our masturbatory pleasure?

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Awesome video of Kansas City Chiefs’ mascot KC Wolf jumping on top of a guy (and some security guards) who jumped on the field. The TV Networks’ policy of not showing these people when this happens is the lamest decision ever. Thank God for camera phones.



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A few websites are claiming that it has been confirmed that last week’s photos of Oscar de la Hoya are in fact real. Okay, so big deal, it was a coked up stripper who is claiming they are real, that’s all I need as a source.

Milana Dravnel (aforementioned stripper) said this:

“He loved to dress up in lingerie. He would strip down naked in front of me and try on outfits. He asked me to bring him clothes he could wear and loved the fishnet tights and wigs. Once he borrowed my glitzy full length sash dress and pranced around the room singing in a woman’s voice, saying: ‘Ooooh, look at me’. But it was all about domination. He would say to me, ‘Please, put me down on my knees and pull my hair’.”…

[Dravnel, de la Hoya, and three other strippers]  would meet up regularly and as Oscar lost his inhibitions, his demands became ever more bizarre. He once asked all the girls to dress as men so he could play the role of the only woman in the group. The dad-of-four then sat on a chair behind one of them and pretended it was a MOTORBIKE. Milana laughs: “He was acting like a girl on the back, grabbing her round the waist screaming ‘Faster! Faster!’.”

Hahahaha, this makes my day.

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ESPN.com is reporting that Mike Tyson may be doing some more time in prison. On December 29th, 2006, in Scottsdale, Arizona, Tyson was arrested for DUI and also had cocaine on him. (God, why don’t we have video footage of this?) ESPN is reporting that he faces a maximum sentence of 4 years, 3 months in prison.

If OJ Simpson is on one end of the crime spectrum and getting jail time, Mike Tyson is on the other end. Imagine your the prosecution and you show up for trial, and you see sitting on the other side, the guy you are trying to nail. He’s got tattoos on his face, looks like he has no idea where he is, and is obviously a total freak. MONEY IN THE BAG!!!!!!

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A-Rod to Own Part of the Cubs?

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It’s been reported that A-Rod’s agent, Scott Boras, has been in talks with the Chicago Cubs, for a potential contract next season that would make Mark Cuban get a bone. The details are still vague, but some are reporting that this contract can be in excess of $30,000,000 per year, with a percentage of the money he earns accrued to a partial ownership of the ball club.

I’ve got $100 on it that a Red Sox fan started this rumor so NY can turn against him and A-Rod can go 0 for October again.

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TMZ is reporting that Dennis Rodman was busted by the policia on Sunday after slapping a girl on the ass in Orange County. Apparently, he smacked a waitresses ass so hard that he "left a mark." There is also a rumor that this is being investigated as a sex crime. Ohhhh.

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