Oklahoma State Coach Mike Gundy loses his cool towards the media about a column written in the paper about OSU quarterback Bobby Reid. Great video:

So far this season, I’ve seen more exciting football from Division 2 and high school football teams than from D I. Now, after seeing this nasty hit below, I can add Division 3 to my bad ass list.

So I’m watching the college game between Alabama and Georgia (God it felt good to see Nick Satan lose), and just as the game is going into overtime, one of the announcers starts blurting something out about Britney Spears. Please folks, let’s separate the worlds of football and celebrity sluts.

At what point does a team suck so bad, that it’s no longer any fun to make fun of them?

Sportsline.com is reporting that Ohio State has just given a 109 year contract extension.

Stupid editors.

::yawn:: LeBron James will be hosting Saturday Night Live on Saturday, September 29th, with music guest Kanye West. I don’t think I have ever seen a full episode of SNL in my life, and I don’t expect that to change anytime soon.

I hate when athletes host the show, shit, I hate when athletes try and be scripted-funny. I heard Peyton was surprisingly funny when hosted SNL, but LeBron is lame. When he came out and dunked the baby during the ESPYs, that may have been the single least funny thing I have ever seen.

This is my favorite story I have heard about in a long time. 99% of you probably don’t know this, but the WNBA apparently had their (World?) Championship recently, and the Phoenix Mercury won. Last week, when it came time to celebrate, instead of a grand parade with players squirting super soakers at fans and players waving towels, the Mercury got a little event at a pavilion outside of the US Airways Center.

Hmmm, no parade? I’m no WNBA fan by any means, but a championship at any level is impressive, so what gives? Well apparently the streets were too clogged because of a fourth place little league baseball team’s celebration. They had no trophies to bring back, but they had a parade with firetrucks, police escorts, politician speakers, and everything else that comes with a championship parade.

Once again, this is another step back for the WNBA. At least my Miami Sol got out early to save themselves from embarrassment.

Don’t look now, but the Cleveland Indians are quietly sitting at 91-62, and ready to make a statement in the playoffs.

How have they been able to come out of nowhere and dominate the American League as they have? Duh, after-game bukkakes for the winning pitcher.

Well, ladies, no more posts on Ballsiest today. I am off to the Orange Bowl for the last time ever on a Thursday night. By the time you read this, I am probably more intoxicated than Chernobyl. But come back tomorrow for lots of good shit. We’re in the student section, row 12.

I love you,

Frank

USC is a really, really, really dumb school.

Okay, so the background… last week some ‘jokester’ from USC had a billboard posted outside UCLA’s campus, smack-dab in the middle of Westwood, CA. The billboard has an image of Matt Leinart, says "You would have, if you could have", and has the website plastered on the bottom of it.

Wow. Wow. Wow. I don’t even know where to begin with this one, so I’m going to just give you rambling blogger diarrhea.

First of all, UCLA is a much better school than USC, so in all likelihood, people ‘could have’, but instead chose not to.

Second of all, didn’t UCLA ruin USC’s chances of playing in the National Championship game last season?

The only place this billboard might make sense is outside of the football facilities, because the ballers likely would’ve gone to USC had they had the opportunity. I really hope UCLA responds by putting up a ‘13-9′ billboard outside of USC’s campus…