So a couple days ago, it was brought to my attention by a close friend that pictures of boxer Oscar De La Hoya dressed in drag were floating around. I said "No way."

Then he told me that the pictures of Oscar De La Hoya would like be surfacing on the internet this week. I said "No way."

Then yesterday, he sent me a link to the pictures, and I masturbated to them. Enjoy.

Jose Canseco is one of the coolest people to live in the past two decades. CRTP is reporting that Canseco entered the California State Poker Championship, and oh, by the way, it’s an ALL WOMEN EVENT! Apparently, Jose was one of 6 special invitees, of which Jose was the first one knocked out.

No word on whether or not Jose beat all the girls up and spit on their cars, as he allegedly did to his wife, but let’s just assume that he did.

Still paranoid after Patriots coach Bill Belichick hired cameramen to spy on New York Jets’ signal callers, the New York Daily News (how many newspapers does that city have for Christ’s sake?) is reporting that a fan is convinced the Dolphins have been spying on Jets’ practices for a few years:

A longtime Jets fan, who regularly attends training-camp practices, is absolutely convinced the Dolphins have been sending a scout/spy to Jets practices for years. That, of course, is against league rules. It’s the same guy every year, according to the fan. The suspected spy dresses in a Jets golf shirt and Jets cap, blending into the crowd at the open practice. He sits atop the bleachers with a legal pad, taking detailed notes.

One day, our fan friend sat near the spy and noticed he was wearing a Dolphins watch. Hmm. Afterward, the fan followed him out to the parking lot. What he saw next stunned him: When the spy got to his car, he pulled off his Jets shirt and threw it in a trash can, along with the cap. True story.

Well shit, I guess it must be true then, right? Stupid Jets.

Source: MiamiSportsBlog

Texas Longhorns Crank that Soulja Boy against UCF:

Hilarious, but stupid:

Earlier this morning, I posted about my love for national television programs making typos or other types of errors. Well, Ralphie (yeah, that’s what he said his name was) sent this video to me, which depicts Dallas Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones as the main suspect of an armor truck heist. I would’ve thought spirits would be high in Dallas after a 2-0 start…

Many people are unaware of the golf invention type show on the Golf Network, mostly because the Golf Network is terribly boring and sucks ass, but here’s a commercial, that if it made it on that show, I wouldn’t be surprised:

About 15 minutes ago, a judge just set OJ’s bail at $125,000, which means he will cover it soon and be back to Miami by tonight.

Not even trying to make light of the situation, I am absolutely scared shitless at the thought of OJ being back in the same city as me. Imagine sitting next to him on the airplane to Florida. If that fucker isn’t shackled up, I’m finding a different flight.

ESPN has just reported that Fireman Ed, the Jets’ most popular fan, may miss the rest of the season due to a knee injury. This begs the question, "How the fuck is this story newsworthy on a national sports news program?!"

Before commercial, viewers were told there was some sad news coming out of New York for Jets fans… So I’m thinking someone has died. Then they put a picture up of Fireman Ed, and I was pissed, because I thought he died and it just so happened that I was going to make fun of him on MiamiSportsBlog.com today (I probably would have made fun of him either way, though).

Best rest assured, everybody, Fireman Ed is okay! Come next season, his knee will be rehabbed and he’ll be back in the ballgames helping lead the Jets to victory!