Tall guy in a liiiiittle car, tall guy in a liiiiiiittle car…
WWE Diva Torre Wilson is going as Clinton Portis for Halloween.
She’s so hot, that she could be going as a turd for Halloween, and I’d still get a chubby.
Here’s the vid:
Thanks: Mr. Irrelevant.
Last year, Detroit Lions’ coach Cullen was arrested for DUI, as he was driving his SUV hammered, and naked. Lions’ QB Jon Kitna decided to make a satire of the event, and dressed as him for Halloween. Kitna’s girlfriend joined him, dressed as ‘Wendy as a Wendy’s employee’.
Kitna is reportedly taking a lot of heat for this, both from the media and former teammates.
Methinks: LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
Jon Kitna with bizarro fat agent Drew Rosenhaus
Jon Kitna with bizarro Sarah Jessica Parker
Honestly, how many passes is this guy going to get? He’s been involved in scandal after scandal, hasn’t lived up to the hype, and got butt-raped by a bear has as many career lost fumbles (3) as touchdowns. I’ve been noticing a pattern of stories surrounding USC players and alumni somehow finding a way out of the limelight. Now, Reggie is once again finding himself at the butt-end of a lawsuit…
Full story: Yahoo Exclamation Point Sports
Any videos relating Mario Bros. to real life are always welcomed on Ballsiest. Here’s the Mario Bros. Red Sox Edition.
The other night, Jaromir Jagr got his teeth smashed out by a hockey puck to his face, and returned to the game minutes later. Shortly afterwards, he scored the go-ahead goal, which ultimately held up, giving the Rangers a win.
I franctically looked for the video on YouTube yesterday, with no luck. Thankfully, this image has surfaced on the net today.
This is just further evidence that hockey players are by far the toughest athletes of all sports.
According to Hot Clicks, Lance Armstrong has finally pulled out of Matthew McConaughey and is moving onto washed up child tv stars, in this case, the Ashley Olsen version of Michelle Tanner.
Blurb:
The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”
Ummm, is she the bulimic crackhead?
Ohio’s finest, Kirk Herbstreit, was live on 560 WQAM this morning, and stated that there’s a good possibility of GameDay coming to the Orange Bowl on November 10th.
Said Herbie:
“You look at the slate of games, that’s the only game that deserves Gameday to come down and send the Orange Bowl off. I would say right now, from everything I have heard, that’s the one a lot of people internally are pulling for.”
Brody and I have been discussing, and we’d like to take some recommendation for signs. So what are your suggestions? Post them here… we’ll take the best ones and use them at Gameday (who knows your genius might make it on national television).
Thus far this season, these have been my favorites:
1. Buckeyes, YOUR WELCOME!
2. Mom I found the Library ( the show was live from the library)
3. Tony Joiner stole my car
4. Chuck Norris belives
5. Andre Woodson steals heisman voters. Tony Joiner steals general motors.
6.
It’s between Cal-USC (sounded better a few weeks ago) and Miami-UVA. On paper, the ‘Canes’ game may not be the greatest matchup of the weekend, but this will be the last opportunity GameDay has a chance to broadcast from the Orange Bowl (that is, assuming they decide to not attend the Florida International Unversity vs. Florida Atlantic University Civil War matchup on November 24th).
It’s official, Joe Girardi has been named as the new manager of the NY Yankees, and will purportedly receive $7.5 millski over the next three seasons. Honestly, I’m so sick of being right. It’s just getting old. When everyone was saying Mattingly was the next man, I refused to give in. And now, we can begin counting the days until Girardi pisses off the Boss and gets the boot.
12 year old Girardi aged much quicker than his little league teammates.
Thanks: ESPN.com
Hmmm… now THAT would have gotten me out of that whole “rape” thing..
Uncle Luke, of 2 Live Crew fame, just had this to say on 790 the Ticket:
Kobe is gay. Anyone who’s seen him out at the club know it, Kobe is gay.
Don’t kill the messenger.
Now, Luke is probably the most heterosexual man on the planet. So… honestly, anyone who’s not “makin’ it clap” with 30 ladies at Gold Rush is probably gay to Mr. Luther Campbell.
