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Myyy milkshake brings Tom Brady to the yard.

Ummm, yeah, the Patriots are that good. As a Miami Dolphins fan, I can say that the 1972 perfect season streak is in legitimate jeopardy now. Barring an injury to Tom Brady, how is anyone going to beat this team? I’m just not seeing it, not even the Colts.

Other than that, I was sadly disappointing while watching yesterday’s game for two reasons:

1. Neither Kornheiser nor anyone else in the booth took the liberty to Cock ‘n Ball the screen again, like a few weeks ago.

2. Carson Palmer is a little douche bag for throwing that ridiculous pick at the end of the 1st half in the red zone, ending the game at that moment, and hence my chance to win my pool.

As I stated yesterday, end the season now. We’ll humor the Colts by allowing them to play in the AFC Championship with the Pats, and the Cowboys will have a bye all the way to the Super Bowl. (Come on, you don’t really think the Packers are going to last, do you?)

One Response to “Monday Night Football Recap - Carson Palmer is a Douche”

  1. Luis Says:

    I am with you on the undefeated season being in jeapordy. The only teams with a shot in hell at stopping them are the Cowboys and Colts. They may stop themselves because you know Moss has one good fuck up in him this season. You don’t go from being a complete ass to a an angel with an new team overnight. Hell, our Phins may actually show up and play a friggin game on D once and pull one out of there asses. They did once before with AJ Feeley. Too bad the D has since forgotten how to play.

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