The Sun Reports that Eva Longoria and her stinky, French husband (Tony Parker) made a sex tape and it will be released on the internet this week.
First of all, if I wanted to watch a garden gnome have sex with an ogre, I’d just go to sleep and enter my nightmares. I don’t need to watch the Longoria/Parker tape.
Second, isn’t this getting kind of old? Come up with some new way to “shock” people.
At this point, I expect every actress/model/celeb to have a sex tape…they’re like headshots these days.
Yawn.
