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The Sun Reports that Eva Longoria and her stinky, French husband (Tony Parker) made a sex tape and it will be released on the internet this week.

First of all, if I wanted to watch a garden gnome have sex with an ogre, I’d just go to sleep and enter my nightmares. I don’t need to watch the Longoria/Parker tape.

Second, isn’t this getting kind of old? Come up with some new way to “shock” people.

At this point, I expect every actress/model/celeb to have a sex tape…they’re like headshots these days.

Yawn.

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