Alright everyone, I’ve had a long five days in the abandoned industrial capital of the world, Cleveland, and I’m just a few hours away from being stuck on an airplane between a fat, mustached pig eating a meatball sub and a tranny with sideburns drenched in shitty perfume. (Yes, this happened before). I’ve decided stick it out and put up a few posts before I go to bed tonight since I was M.I.A. this weekend dodging thugs in Cleveland. Coming tomorrow, stories of my adventures with white trash, dirtbag Browns’ fans, NFL talk, BCS talk, Brett Favre’s record-breaking day, lots of Morning Wood posts, and much more (I get in at 12 pm, so give me some time).

Oh, and about Reggie Theus. Ok, I’ll admit, I haven’t followed a damn bit of NBA talk since last season’s finals, so I had no clue the Kings hired HangTime’s famous coach Reggie Theus. So I’m talking to my boy Tommy O, of Sactown and Cal Golden Bears fame, and he tells me that his buddy Jeff G saw the Deering High Tornadoes’ (HangTime) Coach Bill Fuller (Theus) eating at his local Chilis. Sadly, he did not pay Coach Fuller a visit, but if Theus coaches as well as he did at Deering High, he’ll be a legend in Sactown for years to come. If he could take the Tornadoes to the Indiana State Championship with a girl at PG, imagine what he’ll do with Mike Bibby.

Check back soon.

Thanks: Tommy O and Jeff G