You may have already seen this one on one of the various hundreds of blogs displaying it, but check out the guy in the lower left corner on this video. Apparently, he had to take a mad piss, so he shoved towels in his pants, pissed himself, and got back into the game. I’ll venture to say that those towels are probably still sitting in the spot that he dropped them.
Make sure you stick around for the end of this video. It’s about time someone confronted Sager.
How are we to expect Mizzou to pull off the "upset" tomorrow night with a serious lacking of hot bitchez in the crowd? If you do a google image search for literally any serious D. 1 football team, you’re finding a ton of hot girls. But for Mizzou, you get nothing. The image above showed up on a few search terms, and judging by the dirtbag Tiger tail hanging out of the trunk on the left, I’ll assume these are the finest MILFS in Missouri.
Go Tigers!
Jupiter cops are the greatest cops ever. Normally, when I see that a video is over five minutes long, I’m immediately turned off and don’t usually last more than 90 seconds, but this video is worth watching numerous times.
You do have to feel for La Russa, though. He blew a .09 when the legal limit is a .08, which is literally just a shot of mouthwash. If he could’ve faked a seizure or done something else totally insane for 15 minutes, his limit probably would’ve been lowered to the legal limit.
Watching him try to say L M N O P is amazing.
As everyone already knows, in an attempt by the NFL to rob people of their hard earned money, 90% of football fans will be unable to watch the second best (on paper) game of the year tonight between the Dallas Cowboys and the Green Bay Packers. I, on the other hand, do not fall into the mix with the rest of you losers. My parents receive the NFL network that came with a sports package they purchased earlier in the season. So, I’m on my way to Pompano Beach to start pregaming for the game. Later!
If you listen to the media these days, you probably think that when Tim Tebow farts, sprinkles of Davidoff’s Coolwater come out and that one square inch of the aroma is enough to cure AIDS. I’ve never seen such a proverbial media hard on as I have this season for Tebow. I would give anything for the NFL to lift their three years out of high school ban so Tebow could go to the NFL and fizzle away like Mike Vick and so we wouldn’t have to hear about baseless stories like his love for Crocs. Video:
I can’t believe how unwatchable the NBA is right now. I know I’m not the only one in this boat, because the buzz just isn’t there anymore.
I thought that when the LeBron, Melo, and Wade generation matured, the NBA would be at an alltime high. That coupled with the new generation of stars like CP3 and Kevin Durant enterring the league, I thought David Stern would be laughing to the bank.
But I’m just not feeling it. Until the playoffs come around, I am unable to watch any matchup that doesn’t involve my home team. Given the choice between the St. Louis Rams vs. the 49ers and San Antonio Spurs vs. the Phoenix Suns, I’m probably choosing the former.
All football biases aside, this college football and NFL season has so much excitement and interesting stories, it’s easy to see why the NBA is being left in the dust. In the NFL, you have the re-emergence of Brett Favre, the greatest team of all time New England Patriots, shitty teams from last year playing well this year and vice versa, and more. In college football, the BCS picture has looked different every week.
The NBA, on the other hand, is so predictable (granted, one could make the argument that the NFL is predictable since the Patriots are cruising to the Super Bowl, but at least we’re in the process of watching history being made!). We already know 6 teams from each conference who will make the playoffs. Yeah, the Celtics are a decent story, but the novelty has worn off for me until playoff time.
Stern has had this dream for the past few years of turning the NBA into the INBA (International). Whether it’s playing games overseas or hyping up and encouraging teams to draft guys from China or Slovakia, he believes the success of the NBA lies in Europe and Asia. Sure, this will be financially lucrative to the league in the short term, but should this be the case, it’ll be the end of the NBA as we know it. Once fans can no longer pronounce the last names of half the league, interest dies (just ask the NHL).
Stern needs to stay local with his league. The talent and characters are there, but they are missing the target market.
Erin Andrews has been voted Playboy’s Sexiest Sportscaster.
From FanHouse:
The leggy, lovely sideline reporter pulled in nearly 40 percent of the votes to win, after more than 50,000 visitors to Playboy.com made a pick for their favorite sideline siren. Second place went to Lindsay Soto of Fox Sports Net West, and NASCAR reporter and Speed Channel host Krista Voda took third.
At this point, I am on a serious Erin Andrews overload. I can only get down with a hot chick for so long before I need to see at least some booby shots. I hope the fine folks at Playboy finish the job and get us some.
Thanks: FanHouse.
So you're probably coming to Ballsiest today thinking "this looks and feels different". Here's the deal: basically, I got sick of the look of the old Ballsiest and tired of solely writing about sports.
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