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The Patriots = Al Qaeda’s Team

Just thought I would point this one out. I’ve watched quite a bit of football in the past three weekends, and thus far, the Patriots are the only team I’ve seen not wearing a number 21 sticker on their helmet, in honor of Sean Taylor, since his death. Many teams are wearing two stickers in honor of Taylor and others, but the Pats are just wearing 91.

The Pats are one of the most hated teams right now. Yeah, they cheated a few times in the beginning of the season. Big deal, they were blowing those teams out anyways. This one is just heartless.

I’m sure there’s a bogus excuse out there for this and someone will point it out to me, but I just don’t see any justification for this one.

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Mm hm.

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Topanga Arrested for DUI

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Topanga, whose real name you’ve never heard and whose career never made it past Boy Meets World, was arrested for DUI.

Fishel was arrested Thursday just before 5 a.m. after officers stopped a car she was in, said Newport Beach Sgt. James Rocker. She was released from jail shortly after her arrest.

Boobs.

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Referee takes down Nick Barnett

This Mills Lane-look-a-like is lucky Barnett didn’t cut him.





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Orange Bowl for Sale

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The Orange Bowl will live one month longer than we expected! The last time it will be used for an official game will be in the first week in January, so I assumed it would be torn down shortly after that, like 10 minutes after the final whistle, regardless whether or not everyone made it off the field.

Eh, I was going to run through the list of items you can buy, but I really don’t feel like it.

The Herald has it all here.

I have my eyes on a locker, but I’m assuming they are all going to be a fortune, and if anything, I’ll get stuck with number 77’s locker or something.

The urinals are are such a gimmick for a good story. They will sell a couple to some creeps, but if they really wanted to escalate sales exponentially, they might want to think of putting little pictures of Shalala in them.

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Morning Wood - LSU Hotties

To say that today is a slow sports day would be a huge understatement. I just went to ESPN.com to find anything to report on with a twist, but I’ve got nothing. Mark Prior, your favorite 27 year old in a 67 year old body, is going to be sitting on San Diego’s bench with injury next season. Roger Clemens is making his attorney do more stuff because he’s mad at the steroid reports. The Pittsburgh Steelers are concerned about one of their offensive tackles. Giants fans are selling their tickets to this weekend’s game against the Pats. Yawn, yawn, yawn.

So, what better way to spice up today than lesbonic LSU girls getting ready to make out? None. So without any further ado, here they be:

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Phillip Rivers is a Punk

Most of you had probably turned Monday Night Football off by the time this incident happened. Some time in the fourth quarter, Philip Rivers and a Chargers offensive lineman started heckling the shit out of Cutler across the field, who happened to be walking off the field after a change of possessions. At first, we all thought it may have been some friendly chatter, but 15 minutes later, Rivers was still going on.

This made me realize what a punk Rivers is. His entire team has been carrying him on his back, yet still they only got 10 wins (and were an old, aged Vinatieri kick away from having a nine win season). If you put one of the five elite QBs on the Chargers, they finish 14-2. Rivers is like the frat guy who starts fights with everyone when he has numbers, and then tells all his boys to hold him back. Punk.





Thanks: AwfulAnnouncing.

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The title pretty much gives this story away. I’ve been to many Marlins and Heat games where people try and surprisingly get their middle finger on the Jumbotron, but this girl takes the cake.

Hey, at least there was finally some excitement at a Grizzlies’ game.





Thanks: AwfulAnnouncing.

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Grant Hill gets Bukkaked

I don’t normally get all worked up when guys get “posterized” (aside from Baron Davis last post season), but this one is pretty nasty. . .





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Merry Christmas Scott Skiles

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The Chicago Bulls have just fired Scott Skiles. I’ve always said Skiles was a bum. He added a good center to an already solid team, and couldn’t get the job done.

God, his kids are going to get a turd in a box for Christmas.

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