Osi Umenyiora, who you may recognize as the defensive end of the New York Giants, but most likely know as the lazy fuck on my playoff fantasy team who has taken 2/3 of the plays off and not done anything on the 1/3 he has actually played, has had some interesting information come out about him today. Apparently, he likes to pee and poo on women.

Blurb:

[Osi and I] hooked up and he had an unusual request. He wanted to pee on me. I thought it was weird but I did so because he said he it would really turn him on and he would see me again if I did. After I did so in his bathroom he handled his business and asked me how I liked it. I said, “I don’t know how I feel about it. It was kind of crazy.”

… Then I spent some time with him nearby while a music video was being shot at his house!! He wanted me to have sex with him and one of his brothers at the same time. He also wanted me to try it with another one of his teammates that was staying there … I did invite a friend to join us … and he wanted to DEFECATE on her in his bathtub. My GOSH she let him do it but I wanted no part. I’m a freak, but my gosh.

The next time I was with him he offered me 3 grand if I let him defecate on me and I said no. He told me to leave and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing.

Do I really need a follow up on this?

Thanks: Drew for the quote.