Playing center for the LA Lakers doesn’t have any disadvantages. No other poontang can follow a string bean giant wearing goofy demin on denim other than an NBA basketball player. I mean, I’m sure this chick was so interested to pose for this picture with her nipples in Kareem’s belly button because of his charming personality, but it has to be a least a bit of a coincidence that at one time, he was a baller.
I’m so fucking envious.

