I’ve already come to terms with her dead,” she said in a startling interview in Sunday’s The Mirror. “I’ve steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery.”

When this video showed up in my email box, I thought “this is just wrong”, but at about 90 seconds into the video, when this guy gets hit in the nuts, I quickly remembered how funny this concept is. Check out how after the guy is on the ground, like 5 seconds later, another tennis ball gets fired at him, as if he would still be standing after the first impact.

I never post anything like this, but this was too incredible to pass up. One thing I’ve always wanted to learn how to do is run up to a wall and do a backflip off of it. Two ACL operations later, that doesn’t appear to be anywhere in my future. This guy, though, makes it look all too easy.

The Feds are expecting more hookers than ever this weekened in Phoenix for the Super Bowl, and they are going to do something about it!!!

Blurb:

“It’s a big deal this year,” said Tammy Marie Pagel, a 31-year-old local hooker who was recently jailed in Phoenix but was scheduled to be released the week before the Super Bowl. Pagel said she had a number of high-paying clients waiting… The johns saw her ad on the Craigslist Web site and set up appointments before setting foot in Arizona, Pagel said. Each will pay $500 to $600 for an hour with her — several times what she typically charges.

“We’re going after the prostitutes, the people that pander to prostitutes — the pimps — as well as the johns,” [Sgt. Joel] Trantor said. “We’re going to combat this from every angle.”

The three things I will never understand about this country are why online gambling isn’t legal, why marijuana isn’t legal (and I don’t smoke), and why prostitution isn’t legal. If the government legalized all three of these and closely regulated them tomorrow, you can say bye bye to the impending recession.

It just doesn’t make sense to me that if a girl stops you in your elevator on your way up to your apartment and offers to give you a beej, that is okay, but if you give her a penny for it, that isn’t. How is Osi supposed to perform well without a cheap hooker to poop on?

In all seriousness, I hope this girl didn’t get hurt. I love a good fall more than anyone, but as long as it’s not a guy, I hope the person didn’t get hurt. If it is a guy, I assume he is a douchebag and root for the worst. This chick was apparently the favorite to win this race, but falls three times towards the end. Hehe.

Wake Forest running back Luke Caparelli has been kicked off the football team for allegedly posting a note on Facebook stating he would "blow up the campus". Brilliant.

I was under the impression that Wake Forest was a fairly strong school (academically speaking). How are they letting assclowns like this guy in? There are two things in life I consider to be general knowledge:

1. Don’t say bomb on an airplane.

2. Don’t post messages on a collegiate website stating you are going to blow up your school or take part in some other form of a massacre.

How stupid can one be?

Eli Manning has a message to NY Giants fans. . . take his advice, bet on the ‘Pats! Click here to see his letter.

Thank God he’s a Florida Gator fan and not one of my own.