This is an actual conversation that took place between a New York Giants fan and I yesterday, I shit you not:

G-Man: These Giants remind me a lot of when the Steelers won it all two years ago.

Me: How? The Steelers were one of the hottest teams entering the post season in 2005…

G-Man: So are the Giants! The Giants finished the season hotter than anyone.

Me: Well, first of all, the Patriots haven’t lost a game in over a year, so you can’t say anyone is hotter than them. Second of all, the Giants were in collapse-mode entering the playoffs.

G-Man: What are you talking about!?

Me: They finished 4-4 in the second half of the season, and 1-2 to end the regular season.

G-Man: Yeah but we almost beat the Patriots and we’ve won three games in a row!

Me: Well, if you want want to make the Super Bowl, you kind of have to win those playoff games…

G-Man: Yeah but we played some tough teams to get there!

Me: Everyone who makes it to the Super Bowl plays winning teams to get there! And besides, when I told you I was getting the Giants at 30-1 to win it all entering the playoffs, you told me I would be throwing my money away!! Hence, you thought your own team sucked and wouldn’t do anything in the playoffs.

G-Man: Whatever man.

Me: You also told me you wanted Jared Lorenzen to start against Tampa!

G-Man: Whatever man, we’re still the hottest team around.

Me: Alright that’s enough. You’re a fucking retard.