I am a Florida Marlins fan, and you’ve likely seen me on Sports Center as one of the 42 fans in attendance on any given night, but I must disclaim something before getting into this post: looks from afar can be deceiving. I’m not saying I wouldn’t rail every single one of the Florida Marlins cheerleader, the Mermaids, all I’m saying is that I’ve sat above the dugouts on numerous occasions, only to be treated to PG lap dances by the Mermaids, and been quite disturbed at the girls close up.

I guess I’ll just rejoice in the fact that we have some T&A to cheer for since nothing happens on the field.

Anyways, here are the girls.

And a video:

Thanks: HomerDerby.