I thought things would end with truck nuts (you know, the scrotums you often see dangling from pickup trucks’ trailer hitches, often driven by men with mustaches, barbecue stained t-shirts, and drenched with stripper VD), but I was wrong. Now you can purchase a hand to put on your trucks hitch.
Ummm, I guess I’ll post a link to this, although I know that no visitors to Ballsiest will ever make a purchase.
And to be honest, I’m not totally opposed to objects hanging or dangling behind a vehicle. I happen to laugh anytime I see an SUV with an arm or leg hanging from the trunk. It’s just that this idea is dumb.

