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Perfectville Commercial

Dear everyone,

I’m sorry to post this one, because from what I hear, people would rather have herpes on their eyeballs than live another season in which the 1972 Dolphins will pop corks off of champagne. But I’m a Dolphins fan, and after the most dismal season of any South Florida sports team ever, it ended with a victory for us last night. Therefore, here it is, Perfectville.

And who would’ve thought Eli wouldn’t throw the game, like he predicted?





3 Responses to “Perfectville Commercial”

  1. RaiderFan4Ever Says:

    Let’s face it. These guys were due for a tune-up and they got it. My honest opinion, is when Bledsoe went down and their season appeared to be over with an unknown, skinny backup QB that’s never accomplished anything, Bellichick felt his job so on the line that the cheating started then. It took several years to catch it, but that didn’t start in this preseason. Big Ben is the only QB of late to step in and do it from day 1, but there’s a reason. Pittsburg can throw the ball when it’s all run first, that’s not as much pressure on a QB. My paperboy could have made the throws he made his first couple of years, that’s no surprise. But Brady walks in, 6th round nobody and suddenly is a throwing maniac? Give me a break. How long have they had other teams calls, signals, gameplans? Be honest with yourself. Sure he’s a good QB - it’s easy to progress when you know what your adversary is going to do every week. Fact is, the Giants wanted it more and they got it. They ran off pure talent and rage…after all, they lost this game 6 weeks ago didn’t they? They wanted it, they took it, they deserve it. They installed their gameplan before they left for AZ, the pats were already here. All they had was a walkthrough, and that wasn’t enough to prep the Pats. Now that we all know why the Pats had the uncanny ability to predict every opponents move, it seems really obvious why they looked so lost yesterday. Brady didn’t KNOW what to do, he actually had to play QB for a change and he got owned on almost every drop back. Makes a difference when you don’t have the other teams game plan.
    Great Win Giants.

    P.S. Brady: Welcome to the NFL rookie

  2. Tommy O Says:

    Mercury Morris deserves AIDS.

  3. Steve M Says:

    Hey tommy o i guess if mercury breaks it off in you or the cheating pats than that will be okay

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