I truly hope none of you painfully sat through last night’s 80th Annual Academy Awards. Like usual, movies I’ve never heard of were nominated for awards, with the movie I’ve definitely not heard of winning the awards, the girls, in general, weren’t attractive, Jon Stewart was brutally not funny, the live music was torturous, and next to nothing exciting happened at all.

On the bright side, within 30 minutes of each other, Colin Ferrell and John Travolta slipped on exactly the same spot while walking up to the podium to present an award. Unfortunately, they regained their balance and didn’t eat it, but at least it provided us all with some entertainment in the most boring three hours of my life.