Now you can have $1 beer, bowling, and hot dog night at home. A company is setting up custom bowling alleys in homes, like the one pictured above, for $88,000. At first glance, I kinda liked the idea, but after thinking about it, not having a pimply teenager come to the rescue when the scoring malfunctions, or a pin isn’t coming down would really suck. On the plus side, I imagine telling a chick you have a bowling alley in your home will make for guaranteed vagina; not because bowling alleys are that awesome, but because you are that kind of baller (which none of us are).

