Last night, LeBron became the youngest player to reach 10,000 points. The night wasn’t all that it could’ve been, though. LeBron hurt his ankle in the second quarter and the Cavs lost the game.

Said LeBron:

I did it in a losing effort, I don’t like that. That’s not what it’s about.

Of course, shooting a LeBron NBA Finals-esque 29% from the field ddidn’t help. I hope he can turn it on in May and June so we don’t have to see Boston or Detroit dancing with the big trophy.

There are some great videos floating around today. I actually saw this video last night, halfway through the first half of the Duke game, and almost fell on the floor from laughing so hard. It’s really not even that hilariously funny, but I’ve always loved watching mascots get hurt. There’s something about them grabbing their legs with their big heads bobbing around that cracks me up. Enjoy this ass clown sustaining a minor leg injury:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! This video is five times funnier than I thought it would be when I clicked to watch. Sick!

Former Angels’ World Series Champion, Scott Spiezio, has been arrest and cut by the St. Louis Cardinals.

Blurb:

The Orange County district attorney charged Spiezio with misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, driving under the influence with a blood alcohol content of .08 percent or more, hit and run, aggravated assault, assault and battery.

Note to law enforcement: anytime you see a guy sporting a three inch soul bad dyed red, just arrest him on the spot. You can pretty much guarantee he is up to something bad or will otherwise cause a ruckus incidental to his likely drug or alcohol abuse.

Yaaaaay, white people get some recognition, finally! The new issue of BounceMag is all about white people. So, I guess they’ll be talking about a lot of passing, short shorts, layups, and guys slapping towels on the floor from the bench when black guys make good plays. This is going to be a good one.

SlamBall is back!!! Honestly, SlamBall got an unfortunately bad rap a few years ago. When a came out, it had a lot of fake hype; college kids who loved the concept of it but decided before watching it the league was going to suck (see American Gladiators). I’m glad SlamBall is going to be back. The league will play in June and be televised shortly after. Woot woot.

This scene will make an atheist quickly start praying to somebody.

I would truly like to thank the morons who get these kinds of stunts into their minds. The Internet wouldn’t be half what it is today without them.

This is a story I’ve been following for quite some time. Billionaire Cubs’ owner Sam Zell has been hinting on his interest to sell the rights to the name of Wrigley Field since he purchased the team within the last year. Although I’m a huge fan of tradition, I hope this happens because I love when fans of teams that don’t happen to be my teams are angry, so I’m hoping this actual pans out.