What’s dumb about this? Besides everything? It’s an actual product that is for sale on eBay.
What’s dumber about this? People are bidding on it. The current price is $335 and there are still five days left until the end of the auction.
Here’s an actual quote taken from the description:
If you’re like any normal person, you probably live in constant paranoia of the impending “Z” war: the zombie uprising. You wonder how you’ll survive… how you’ll make it out of your house so you can escape and live in the mountains. Although you can’t plan for every possible scenario, you can take a hint from the Zombie Survival Guide (not included) and prepare some defenses. A shotgun with 5 shells will be your ever-constant companion, hanging on the wall in your room or at your office. Keep it close at hand, and when the uprising occurs, you’ll be ready. Simply break the glass, take down the gun, load it up and rock out. And be sure to aim for the head.
People like this help guys like us get laid more, so I have no problem whatsoever with this.
