Great news! You never have to worry about trouble ensuing from drinking in public ever again! Canoflauge is a reusable sheet, modeled after real soda brands, that fit perfectly around your favorite 12 ounce brewski.
Hey man, what are you drinking? Oh, just some Skunkpiss. Awesome! Far out! Radical!
I can’t say this is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, because I can actually see how it might be useful.

