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It’s Opening Day!

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I’m off to opening day. I’m going to have to limit my beer intake before the game, because I envision the hot dogs I am about to consume coming up around the third inning when I catch glance of all two tons of the “Manatees” for the first time. I will try to take video and images with my camera phone of the behemoths for your viewing pleasure tomorrow. I literally just got the chills as I typed that, and not the good chills you get while taking a dump occasionally, these were really, really, really bad chills.

R.I.P. Harry.

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