Most people aren’t as familiar with Kenyatta Jones as I am. You may recognize his name for his short stint with the New England Patriots. I recognize his name for his various run-ins with the law. Now, he can add another incident to his sheet…

From SportsByBrooks:

The incident happened around 3:30 a.m. outside a bar at International Plaza, according to Tampa police spokeswoman Janelle McGregor.

“Jones was standing on the dance floor at the Blue Martini nightclub when he attempted to urinate on the dance floor,” McGregor said.

I can’t remember a funnier mugshot/crime in quite some time. Excellent work, Kenyatta Jones.