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The Return of the High Fade.

So I’m chilling here with a basketball game going on in the background. Suns vs. Celtics, not paying too much attention. After the game ends, I glance up and notice there is another basketball game going on. The McDonald’s All-American game. As I glance I see a high fade that rivals Kid from Kid N’ Play and I think, “Wait, I’m not on ESPN Classic am I? Is this the 1987 McDonald’s All-American game?”



I press info, it says 2008. I look at the other players, it is definitely 2008. But some dude is rocking a straight up, old-school high fade. Lucky for you, I had the presence of mind to snap a shot with MiPhone so that you may all bask in its glory.



Enjoy.

- Tommy O.

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Tony Gonzalez Hates Football.

I’m all for super talented human beings, but if I am in the NFL, I am pretty content with where I have gone with my life. Then, you have Tony Gonzalez. Remember a few years ago when he wanted to become a professional basketball player, but for fear of injury, he “decided” to forgo his attempts. Now, Tony has decided to dip his feet into the Hollywood realm. Here’s a clip of him as a pilot. I smell Oscar! (Or is it Emmy?) Whatever.

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Baseball Started Yesterday?…!

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All kidding aside, I truly had no idea that baseball season officially opened yesterday. The Oakland Athletics beat the Boston Red Sox today, 5-1, in Tokyo, Japan, and I think the Red Sox won the first game, yesterday.

My girlfriend bought me tickets for my birthday for opening day of the Florida Marlins, when we will be taking on the New York Mets, on March 31st. I was thinking the first actual day of the entire season might be the Sunday night before, with East coast and West coast games. But a week before? This may be one of the dumbest decisions from the MLB in quite some time, which says a lot.

First of all, there was hardly any interest in this game. I can maybe watch an opening night game on ESPN between two teams I don’t care about on a Sunday night for at least a few innings, because I can appreciate the excitement that ensues with it. But to wake up at 6 a.m. to watch two teams play on a puke green field with Pokemon characters on the warning track? No thanks.

Second, Japan has their own league that they are crazy about. They already have their select few Japanese athletes playing in the MLB that they are absolutely crazy about.

This is a prime example of needing to maintain stability in a businesses domestic operations before branching out to international operations. That is, unless players and coaching staffs get massages with happy endings after the game.

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Dude Claims to be Pregnant.

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These kinds of stories scare me more than terrorists, nuclear bombs, and Robin Williams.

From Asylum:

Thomas Beatie was born female, but he has since changed his sex — removing his breasts, taking regular testosterone injections and legally registering as a man.

However, Beatie apparently didn’t remove everything from his former life. He recently told The Advocate magazine that he has become pregnant, conceiving from a sperm donor because his wife Nancy is unable to conceive.

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NBA Raising Minimum Age to 20?

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I’ve never been a fan of David Stern. I thought the introduction of the new basketball was stupid, and not allowing adults who have just graduated from college is absurd (and the excuses laymen make such as “kids out of high school need development in college” is almost equally as absurd.

Now, Stern is thinking of raising the minimum age from 19 years old to 20. I’m not going to use the “people can go to war but not get a job” card, I’m just going to Stern a communist who likes to fix things that aren’t broken. For some reason, Stern gets all the credit for what the league is today, but I believe it is the actual talent in the league that has it so high, as opposed to the marketing of the talent. Either way, Stern is a boner.

Blurb:

“Will the NBA attempt to push back the minimum age to 20 [from 19] when the collective-bargaining agreement expires in 2011? —Kirk Henderson, Washington

Yes, we will. We think [raising the entry age to 19] has been very constructive.”

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Ghost Ride The Tank.


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WTF?

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Greg Oden does Nothing.

I only post this video of Greg Oden to rant on how lame it is. I truly hope this footage is taken by amateur fans, but if this is the paparazzi that is following Oden, then I am not about to like where professional sports in America is going.

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If you aren’t very familiar with Google Maps (Street View), you need to jump on the wagon immediately. I’ve often heard stories of people seen picking up hookers and doing other random illegal activities on it, but for the first time, I have seen it! Click here to see a crack deal being captured on Google Maps.

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