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Let’s face it, the Suns vs. Spurs series was lost by Phoenix in Game 1. That was a game they SHOULD have won. That was a game they had multiple opportunities to put the game away or play a little defense to guard the perimeter. That was also a game that Shaq spent almost half his time on the bench, while only putting up 11 points and 5 or 6 boards during his time spent on the court. Sorry, but if the Miami-Phoenix deal doesn’t go through, and Marion is still on the Suns, this series is at worst tied 2-2 going into last night. But as it is, the decision to get Shaq to get PHO “over the hump” was a huge failure, and if you don’t accept that, you are in denial. Shaq was great in his prime, and I mean GREAT, but this isn’t the same guy anymore. He’s a fat oaf who can’t shift his feet to play defense and he now has a vert of like three inches. The day Shaq arrived in PHO, the Suns were number 1 in the West, but since then, it has been a constant decline. They dropped 5 places in the rankings (granted, only a few games separated everyone), and they suffered their earliest post season series loss in quite some time. Failure. Thanks for coming, Shaq. Move onto law enforcement.
Apparently John Daly is showing off a new golf course he designed. For the grand opening, someone thought it would be a good idea for him to show up wearing no shoes and shirtless. I don’t think I need to set this video up any further…
This morning, I was sent a story by a friend of a chick who was arrested for streaking. On the perils of losing my morning wood, the juice started flowing again. “A streaking chick, who is also an athlete?! She must be hot!” Then, I clicked the story, only to find out the streaker, in fact, had a penis, and was not a chick. So yeah, the captain of a hockey team that you’ve never heard of was arrested and booked for streaking, with bail set at $10,000. I feel extremely gay.
…asshole.
Let’s recount my day:
- departure from Miami (9:00 am)
- while in transit:
- realized that the dumb lazy bitch who sold me my ticket marked that I was getting off one exit early, meaning I didn’t pay for the full trip to my destination. Made for a fun confrontation for a police officer, who was surprisingly accommodating.
- tried to fit and over-sized bicycle on an undersized train, only to piss off every patron within a 5 foot radius of me.
- guy berates Cubans to the entire Metro Rail (I’m half Cuban), then asks me for a quarter to “get him on his way”.
- three minutes later, guy forgets that I told him I don’t have a quarter and asks me again.
- hooker attempts to smoke a cigarette on train, only to be told there is no smoking allowed, only to ask where it says there is no smoking allowed, only to be pointed to the sign that says so, only to oblige.
- a group of three guys start circling my bicycle and nodding their heads.
Arrival in Fort Lauderdale (10:30 am)
For the way back, just repeat every single thing that happened on the way there, except the train was 90 minutes late, and instead of three guys circling my bike, it was two. Fuck public transportation. I’m exhausted. More updates not about me tomorrow.
A few months ago, I got a new bicycle, which I have used to tear Miami apart while losing 15 pounds. In about 20 rides, I have gotten 3 flat tires… not cool. So I am in transit to Fort Lauderdale via public transportation with my busted ass bike, in hopes of bitching out enough people at the bicycle shop until I get a new one. In the meantime, here’s a clip of the new regimen I have been on while my bike has been flat. I’ll be back in the afternoon for some more posts.
More surprising that there is a turd on this star in Hollywood’s Walk of Fame is that Jim Gray’s name is on it. Are you kidding me? I once saw Jim Gray ask an NBA player if the game he was about to partake in was a must-win game. (It was game 7).
