This morning, I was sent a story by a friend of a chick who was arrested for streaking. On the perils of losing my morning wood, the juice started flowing again. “A streaking chick, who is also an athlete?! She must be hot!” Then, I clicked the story, only to find out the streaker, in fact, had a penis, and was not a chick. So yeah, the captain of a hockey team that you’ve never heard of was arrested and booked for streaking, with bail set at $10,000. I feel extremely gay.
