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Cowboys Sign Osama Bin Laden?

This guy thinks it wouldn’t be a bad idea. This is why we think before we talk… I think Pacman Jones is a piece of shit. I really do. I don’t have sympathy for guys who get 4th, 5th, and 6th chances, but guys like this make me want to jump on Pacman’s bandwagon. Furthermore, if Osama could catch footballs, I would take him on my team.

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Girls in Bikinis Fight.

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Drunk Guy Almost Hit by Train.

Whoa.


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Flying Penguins.

wtf? I call bull shit.

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Favre on Madden ‘09 Cover.

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Does this mean Favre is going to be one of those guys who dies after slipping on a banana in his kitchen while a fork penetrates his eye and destroys his brain? Curses don’t sleep, bro.

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Harold and Kumar = Amazing.

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I haven’t done a movie review in sometime. Last night, the girlfriend and I were bored, so we decided to do the movie thing. After checking out the schedule, I realized Harold & Kumar was playing at midnight… jackpot. So we dodged gang shootings (seriously) on the way to the South Beach movie theater and prayed this wasn’t another sequel that bites the dust.

I couldn’t have left the theater happier. Firstly, bravo to the writers. From my knowledge, Harold and Kumar 2 was supposed to come out two years ago, and it was to feature Harold and Kumar in Amsterdam for 90 minutes. ::yawn:: The script was entirely gutted, and the result was a masterpiece.

I consider Harold and Kumar my generations Cheech and Chong, only with clever writing. This isn’t a stab against C&C, but come on, they were pumping those things out once ever three months.

Harold and Kumar is a must see. Neil Patrick Harris brands his initials on a whore’s ass while on ’shrooms, they hit on making fun of every race, culture, ethnicity, and prejudice you can imagine, and there are about 20 nice vaginas in it. Need I see more?

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UCLA Spirit Squad Try-outs.

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I would like to thank all the creeps in the world, who sneak into cheerleader auditions, take 1,777 pictures, and put them online for our masturbatory pleasure. 1,777! Here they are.

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Holy shit!

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Keyboard Pants.

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Wow, these are actually real?

Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, and for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper.

Want some sound career voice? Drop everything right now to become a testicle doctor, for all the people who will be developing testicular cancer within the next 25 years.

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