Yaaay, Kobe did it. Actually, I don’t understand why SO MANY people are SO excited that the Spurs are out of it. They’re boring? They have one of the most dynamic NBAers ever in Tim Duncan. If Manu and Parker get hot, they are two of the most exciting guys around. They whine a lot? Psha! If Kobe misses ANY shot within 10 feet of the hoop, arms are flailing and a ref is bound to get bitched out.
Regardless, the Lakers did it, and despite how many great players the Lakers have, Kobe was the culprit. If LeBron can ever figure out how to consistently take over games in the fourth quarter, like a star is supposed to do, and like Kobe did, he could easily be the greatest player in NBA history. (Note, I said “consistently”, which means you can’t point out any one game in the past two years when he did, in fact, take over a game).
Now, if these Eastern Conference Semis don’t go 7, I’m going to hurt someone.
To get you amped up for Kimbo’s first CBS fight this weekend, here is this story about an MMA fighter who took a dump in the ring last weekend:
In Saturday’s match against Corey Wethey, Mitchell struck his opponent so hard that Wethey lost control of his bowels. The incident required a 10-minute intermission while officials scrubbed down the ring. Mitchell went on to win the fight by Wethey’s disqualification.
As the fight prolonged, Mitchell said the smell continued to worsen. Eventually, he removed his mouth piece and expressed his concerns to the ring official.
“He s— himself,” Mitchell said repeatedly.
It was at that point Wethey gained the advantage and locked Mitchell’s head between his thighs.
Sorry for the lack of updates. These BAR classes are really kicking my ass. Anyways, tonight’s NBA ogame has gotten me to thinking of my favorite NBA moment ever… And here it is:
Normally, I say that I would never touch a streaker if I were a security guard, but I’ve just made an exception.
