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The latest thing I remember from Michael Phelps camp is his DUI. Being that it came almost four years ago, it is clearly evident that I don’t follow swimming, or any Olympic event, for that matter. Here’s the new “latest thought” I can have of Phelps. I’d fuck it. Mermaids don’t have vaginae or wieners, so technically, this wouldn’t make me gay. I don’t think.
So you're probably coming to Ballsiest today thinking "this looks and feels different". Here's the deal: basically, I got sick of the look of the old Ballsiest and tired of solely writing about sports.
