Attention Ballsiest Fans: thank you for visiting our website! Next time you make flight or hotel reservations, please begin your search with BookMe.com. You will save time and money, and every time you search, you help to save a real life pet! Sports tix coming soon.

sports, beer, girls, and more - keep in touch with your manhood

Poop.

To get you amped up for Kimbo’s first CBS fight this weekend, here is this story about an MMA fighter who took a dump in the ring last weekend:

In Saturday’s match against Corey Wethey, Mitchell struck his opponent so hard that Wethey lost control of his bowels. The incident required a 10-minute intermission while officials scrubbed down the ring. Mitchell went on to win the fight by Wethey’s disqualification.

As the fight prolonged, Mitchell said the smell continued to worsen. Eventually, he removed his mouth piece and expressed his concerns to the ring official.

“He s— himself,” Mitchell said repeatedly.

It was at that point Wethey gained the advantage and locked Mitchell’s head between his thighs.

Leave a Reply