Wait, like REALLY?
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.” — George Carlin
When this story was sent to me, I totally thought it was going to be about a fat 8 year old whose mom didn’t feed him his usual two Big Macs and large fries before the game. But now, this is about a grown man. A 28 year old soccer player, frustrated by a referee’s call, took matters into his own hands, and bit the referee in the chin.
Traynor described what he saw: “The ref went down. He grabbed his chin and went down on one knee like he was hurt, and I thought he was almost like faking it. And then I looked, and there was blood pouring out.”
“It’s very bizarre,” Dease said. “I’ve seen a lot of things in my day, but I’ve never seen someone get bit in the face.
‘Bizarre’, you say? This sort of thing is routine in my kickball league.
Ya know, I actually feel kind of bad for these girls. They are so excited to score two points while simultaneously touching the hoop with their fingertips, yet no one in the world cares. If this chick flew from the charity stripe, and clocked back with a windmill, I’d be all over it. But this is no different than when I use the net to pull myself up and throw the rock down. Lame.
I think I’m becoming such a pussy whipped douche monkey lately, that I would rather attend a soccer match in Europe, just to look at ass like this, than go to game 98 of 162 in any team’s MLB season.
Since sports in the United States are on a three month hiatus, I’ll be posting European sports videos from time to time (so long as they contain the level of excitement as this video).
I never get tired of the tree protesters at Cal. Here’s my new favorite protester, Dumpster Muffin.
Thanks: Tommy O.
