Today was almost one of those non-posting days, as I just got my ass kicked by a practice Florida Bar Exam, and I am in the mood to do nothing but sleep, bone, or get hammered. That is, until I learned that Jaguar’s psuedo-WR, Matt Jones, was arrested in Arkansas for something related to drugs. Then, even better, I come online only to find out that ex-Gaytor, Teddy Dupay, has been arrested for allegedly beating and raping some chick. There’s only one thing I like more than athlete mug shots, and that is Florida Gaytor athlete mugshots. And honestly, could it have happened to anyone funnier than Teddy Dupay, notorious for gambling allegations in college? No. I love it.