I can’t be the only person nauseated at all the coverage of Josh Hamilton, can I? If Josh Hamilton has taught kids anything, it is:
1. Get good at baseball.
2. Self inflict harm on yourself by doing coke daily.
3. Stop doing coke daily.
4. Get good at baseball again.
5. Voila.
Realistically, you don’t even need to be that good of a baseball player; you just need to be pretty good, because relatively speaking, any production on the field by a recovering coke head is a tremendous accomplishment. Anyways, you’re welcome for the free advice. Good luck pulling it off.
