I don’t care what anyone says, candid camera shows still make me laugh… that is, those filmed anywhere outside the United Kingdom.
When something like this happens to you, I think you need to step back and just realize that God hates you.
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| Insane Aftermath of a Girl Hit by a Drunk Driver |
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| When the boyfriend first finds the drunk driving chick, he wants to kill her. But oddly enough, he wants to date her by the end. |
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Check out [insert Italian soccer player’s name you’ve never heard of] enjoying his offseason with, um, God, I hate life.
Remember a few months ago when the news story of the week was that Osi liked to poop on chicks? Actually, I totally just remembered that about three months ago, I had a dream that Osi solicited to poop on me. We were in a weird house that I vaguely remember from my childhood. Osi and his girlfriend were kickin’ it with me. Osi’s girl left, and he walked over to me with an offer to poop on my face. I think I settled for like $10k. Anyways, here’s a pretty cool video of Osi dissing Tom Brady.
I saw this story on CNN the other day. This story seemed really cool when it first started, when this guy was going to dive into this 1 foot (or so) pool of water, until Guinness World Records shows up and makes him put the equivalent of a mattress under the pool. My grandmother could do this. Lame.
Check out this little nugget, floating around the blogosphere today, of D-Wade’s likeness appearing on some Chinese sex stuff… Awesome.
