Makin’ it rain with cocktail napkins. They are SO out of Buffalo.
Hey everyone. Ballsiest traffic has somehow spiked in the last few months, despite a minimal number of updates between now and my sitting for the Florida Bar Exam in late July. Well, I just received my exam results, and I PASSED!!! Congratulations to me-I passed the Bar and am unofficially a lawyer, entering the worst job market this country has ever seen. Yaaaay. Anyways, in the upcoming weeks, I’ll be looking for a job, but when I am not doing that, I’ll be posting a few daily stories on Ballsiest. So check back, and check back often.
It’s been long overdue for me to get serious proppage to ESPN for figuring out a way to incorporate MC fucking Hammer in their most recent commercial. One can only hope they find a way to include Vanilla Ice circa 1991 doing live play-by-play in an upcoming season. I think my head would explode with excitement.
Meet Brandon Crawford, the 32 year old defensive end for YOUR Ball State (haha, ball…) Cardinals. Considering I still have four years of collegiate eligibility left, I’ve decided to start shooting up some serious ‘roids, then trying out for a bull shit team immediately after the ‘roids are no longer detectable in my system. Oh, and just as I was typing this post, I saw Ball State’s running back, named MiQuale. I’m really hoping this is a various of the name Michael. Dammit, never mind, it’s pronounced the way it’s spelled.
