15 seconds, that’s all I ask for.
First of all, if anyone is ever in the Miami area, go to Zeke’s on Lincoln Road. It’s the only non-pretentious place in all of South Beach that you can get a beer for $3. Not to mention, their selection is of 150 imports, half of which I guarantee you have never heard of. I was there last night, and I’m paying for it today. Last night was Latin American night, as I drank multiple beers from many South and Central American countries, topped off with a burrito at the end of the night. (You can imagine what I just dropped off in my bathroom 10 minutes ago).
Wow, I really have no idea where I was going with this post. Um, well, these girls are hot. So yeah, I guess that’s it.
The latest news is that in addition to Roger Clemens’ lust for 15 year old girls, his penis may have allegedly entered John Daly’s ex wife, Paulette Dean Daly. When asked for comment, Daly said he is friends with Clemens, and that he didn’t have any further comment. ::cough::bullshit::cough:: Oh, and the chick above is not the women in the middle of the story. She’s the first result on Google images for a search for “Paulette Dean Daly”, so I went with it. Meanwhile, things are looking really well for John Daly these days.
I would like to thank all the creeps in the world, who sneak into cheerleader auditions, take 1,777 pictures, and put them online for our masturbatory pleasure. 1,777! Here they are.
